December 13, 2005

Funny: Priceless

This Ad is one of the funniest I have seen for ages. Enjoy

Mark.

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December 8, 2005

Funny: When Puberty passes you by!

Although this is in Dutch it did so make me laugh that I wanted to share it with you :)

When is my Puberty?

Mark.

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November 29, 2005

Funny: Windaz Too Thoosand for Geordies

I'm not sure my American readers will get this (here's hoping). Still they do like John Cleese so I guess all is not lost for their sense of humour :) H

Here goes nothing!

Mark.

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March 16, 2005

Funny: Midweek Blues

This might make you laugh if you have midweek wednesday blues :)

Soon be Friday

Mark...

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February 11, 2005

Funny: Show her you care on Valentines day!

As a keen internet marketer I am always looking for ways to save money. Imagine my joy when whilst browsing the ailes in my local Tesco store I came across this little beauty!

I think her indoors will be most pleased with my efforts come valentines day don't you!!!! What do you think?

Mark...

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February 4, 2005

Funny: Self Importance!

Some git has nominated me for the Peacock Award ROFL LOL The award for self importance! I dont know whether to be flattered or annoyed to be honest.

As we are sponsors I did'nt think we were allowed to be nominated. I thought if we did we might get a shot at WEB DESIGN perhaps! Nope the bloody Peacock award it is :(

So in case you don't know what self imprtance is...

self-im·por·tance (slfm-pôrtns)

Excessively high regard for one's own importance or station; conceit.

If you think that fits me and this Blog please feel free to vote. At the moment we have NO votes thankfully :) Still perhaps it would be nice to beat Mark Cuban ha ha ha

Mark...

PS
I am off now to find the friend that did this wicked deed!

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January 24, 2005

Funny: Getting inspiration!

For all of you that want to know why Im considered off centre for an internet marketer? The secret is out!

Seth was sent this little clip of me! I'm not sure where Seth got this from but I will be killing all my friends shortly :)

This is what a Blogger looks like when he is stuck for ideas!

Mark...

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December 24, 2004

Bank Robbery

I see that the largest bank robbery ever to grace British soil has taken place in Northern Ireland.

The reason I stuck this in funny is because when I sat and thought about it, they stole Irish pounds! Where the hell can you spend 20 million Irish pounds without drawing attention to yourself! It`s not like you can change them at your local Thomas Cook is it.

Mark...

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December 22, 2004

Poorly Paw

Originally uploaded by 15dn.

This is my guard dog Hanns after losing his battle with our pet hamster Alan! Alan has vicious teeth and managed to get Hanns in a head lock whilst at the same time biting his paw!

Mark...

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December 13, 2004

Blondes

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

"While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Mark...

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November 29, 2004

Poor ol Dubya...

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered:

"If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:

"If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident either".

Mark...

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November 19, 2004

How NOT to use a crane

This is How NOT to use a crane!

I laughed so much at this little sequence doing the email rounds at the moment!

Click the photo to see the slideshow. Make sure to click "next in set" otherwise the pics will be out of sequence!

Easy Job,
originally uploaded by 15dn.

Mark...

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